Thursday, February 18, 2010

title anyone?

14 comments:

Michelle (Shell) May said...

Whose the Wiseguy that took my ears!

Kathy Sprinkle said...

No I can't hear you. Does it look like I can hear you?

Annette F Tait said...

'all I need now is a few black stripes' :)

Kristen said...

Bunneh leeps! (and teefs, too.)

Paula said...

Major-General's Song

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

d. moll, l.ac. said...

Please, carrying on as if I had ears....

Crafty Green Poet said...

It's those aliens again, always stealing bunnies' ears...

d. moll, l.ac. said...

And while you're out, would you mind so very much picking my ears up at the cleaners?

Jade and Mickey said...

Well, I always knew this day would come...I've shed my ears off.

DK & The Fluffies said...

I say. I say lady. Do you have a spot of banana for this bun?

Lisa said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. not a title but that is ridiculously cute.

Kaylin said...

Confucius say, rabbit with no ears cannot hear.

mosesisabunny said...

*yawn*

From: The Bunny "Hutters" said...

"The best way to do it is with scissors"

(Alfred Hitchcock quote)