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Walk to the Lake - http://www.everydayfiction.com/walk-to-the-lake-by-p-j-monroe/ I had to walk to the lake. I could have walked to the river but the river was thirty blocks ...9 years ago
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Part 18 - Time for some plain truths. It was exactly 18 months ago today — 4 February 2017, to be precise — that I last left my home and went outside. That was also ...6 years ago
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Together Again...Forever. - Sweet Miss Binks was reunited with her Dearest Fluffy on Wednesday, July 8th, 2015, at 9:23 am. 12 and a half years had taken its toll, and her arthrit...
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Sherry, Post-Spay - Sherry’s back from the vet! This is how the surgery site looks like: Sherry was on the e-collar at first but she didn’t like it. I’ve since removed the e-c...14 years ago
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Anyone out there...? - If there is, you can come visit me at my new blog. http://livelearnrepeatasnecessary.blogspot.com/ There will probably far less bunnies, but it could be ...8 years ago
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Astronomy Talk and Observatory Viewing - On tuesday night there was a talk presented on the Curiosity Mars mission, and was open to the public. It was very interesting, and way more packed than ...
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What Age of Rabbit is Right for You? - What Age of Rabbit is Right for You? How do you decide what age of rabbit to bring into your household? Sure, baby bunnies are adorable with their little w...11 years ago
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The Final Adventure - *Freckles* *July 25, 2004 - April 13, 2011* Freckles: *Deb, will you tell me the story?* Deb: Of course, I will, my lovely little Freckles. Climb up int...
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Mocha : Jaw Abscess! - This is Mocha. Since 26 Sept, he is having excessive salivation/drooling and he didn’t touch his food. At first, I thought he was having a heatstroke. So i...11 years ago
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Halloween Around Here - Sydney as Lady MacBeth, something about spots, you know. Tyler is a one eared pirate Harriet is Rasputin, the mad monk from Russia. Amelia is Marie Anto...
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Bayfield Cottage Kitchen Makeover - "I am excccccessively fond of a cottage." - Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility Here's the photos of our kitchen from the previous owners. These were prof...
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Paul Shapiro’s Animal News You Can Use: Instagram, Viva Mexico, and Adorable Pit Bulls! - Missouri led a group of states this week in filing a legal action to overturn California’s hen protection law, prompting the state’s biggest newspaper, *...7 years ago
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13 comments:
Whose the Wiseguy that took my ears!
No I can't hear you. Does it look like I can hear you?
'all I need now is a few black stripes' :)
Bunneh leeps! (and teefs, too.)
Major-General's Song
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Please, carrying on as if I had ears....
It's those aliens again, always stealing bunnies' ears...
And while you're out, would you mind so very much picking my ears up at the cleaners?
Well, I always knew this day would come...I've shed my ears off.
I say. I say lady. Do you have a spot of banana for this bun?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. not a title but that is ridiculously cute.
Confucius say, rabbit with no ears cannot hear.
"The best way to do it is with scissors"
(Alfred Hitchcock quote)
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