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Walk to the Lake - http://www.everydayfiction.com/walk-to-the-lake-by-p-j-monroe/ I had to walk to the lake. I could have walked to the river but the river was thirty blocks ...11 years ago
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Together Again...Forever. - Sweet Miss Binks was reunited with her Dearest Fluffy on Wednesday, July 8th, 2015, at 9:23 am. 12 and a half years had taken its toll, and her arthrit...
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An Immense World by Ed Yong - *An Immense World *explores the many ways that animals perceive the world. It looks at how the senses that we share with other animals can differ between...2 hours ago
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Peanut has her wings - I haven't kept up with posting on here as Peanut had been having health issues. First she had elevated liver enzymes, then she had a rectal prolapse. P...15 years ago
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Sherry, Post-Spay - Sherry’s back from the vet! This is how the surgery site looks like: Sherry was on the e-collar at first but she didn’t like it. I’ve since removed the e-c...16 years ago
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Anyone out there...? - If there is, you can come visit me at my new blog. http://livelearnrepeatasnecessary.blogspot.com/ There will probably far less bunnies, but it could be ...10 years ago
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Mocha : Jaw Abscess! - This is Mocha. Since 26 Sept, he is having excessive salivation/drooling and he didn’t touch his food. At first, I thought he was having a heatstroke. So i...13 years ago
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Halloween Around Here - Sydney as Lady MacBeth, something about spots, you know. Tyler is a one eared pirate Harriet is Rasputin, the mad monk from Russia. Amelia is Marie Anto...
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Bayfield Cottage Kitchen Makeover - "I am excccccessively fond of a cottage." - Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility Here's the photos of our kitchen from the previous owners. These were prof...
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13 comments:
Whose the Wiseguy that took my ears!
No I can't hear you. Does it look like I can hear you?
'all I need now is a few black stripes' :)
Bunneh leeps! (and teefs, too.)
Major-General's Song
I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.
For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Please, carrying on as if I had ears....
It's those aliens again, always stealing bunnies' ears...
And while you're out, would you mind so very much picking my ears up at the cleaners?
Well, I always knew this day would come...I've shed my ears off.
I say. I say lady. Do you have a spot of banana for this bun?
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. not a title but that is ridiculously cute.
Confucius say, rabbit with no ears cannot hear.
"The best way to do it is with scissors"
(Alfred Hitchcock quote)
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